Funny Anniversary Card: Tonight I Could Really Go for a Back Massage Humorous Anniversary Day Card, Joke Greeting, Love Note, Gag Gift

$6.00

Shipping to United States: $3.99


Romance isn't always what you imagined it would be. This very funny anniversary card is perfect for anyone who knows that sometimes the opposite sex needs a little gentle guidance. Make your sweetie laugh and make this anniversary one to remember.

Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-6 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 0 hours of purchase

Privacy policy

I do not sell or share your information with anyone, and I promise not to use your information for any other purpose other than to communicate with you about your order. I take your privacy very seriously.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you accept custom and personalized orders?

Yes, I'd be happy to. Just send me a message to let me know what you're looking for.

Do you offer rush shipping?

Because I print and ship my products through a third party, I can't yet offer rush shipping, but I look forward to finding a rush shipping option for my customers in the near future.

How long before my item ships?

I work with a third party printing and shipping service, so there is some processing time, but most orders will ship in between 2-5 days. You can always reach out to me if you are concern that it has taken your item too long to ship.

Do you offer gift wrapping?

Because I use a third party printing and shipping service, I can't offer gift wrapping at this time, but I will continue to look for more options for my customers in the future.

Reviews (1)

Average:

The card was exactly as described and arrived well within the timeframe. The seller was super kind and reached out multiple times to keep me apprised of where my card was in the process of being shipped. She even checked in to make sure that it arrived and everything looked ok. I am really happy with my purchase and would absolutely purchase from this shop again!


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